Our Lawsuits Will Block Out The Sun!

300 janitors could have held the Persians off. Just use that vomit-sand to cover the battlefield for an insurmountable advantage.

How Not To Ride A Bike - Helmets Don't Protect From Stupidity

Someone is going to need the number of a good dentist...
And a good osteopathic doctor...
And a good plastic surgeon....

Ok, On The Count Of Three... Everybody, Jump!

Gravity is a bitch of a mistress...

Sometimes We Need A Good Laugh - Even If It Is At Another's Expense

You know, sometimes it is OK to say to yourself, "I'm glad that's not me," and then laugh your ass off at that person. This is one of those times.

How Do You Like My New "Buns of Steel" Workout?