October 4, 2010

Florida Man Denies Crack in Buttocks is His... It's Exactly Like It Sounds

When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine, also known as crack.

The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.



15 comments:

  1. That was an interesting article!

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  2. I guess Bubba won't need a problem fitting in if he can stick two bags up there :O

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  3. i thought this was only movie stuff!

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  4. Maybe he shoved a bag of crack in there by accident with the weed?

    Ugh, I just feel sorry for the officer who pulled it out. =_=

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  5. Great post!

    looking forward to reading the next one

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  6. So the white stuff in his buttocks isn't his, hm...

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  7. lmao wut =D

    Thanks for visiting me, not a bad post of yours either =D

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  8. Wow, what is happening to the world.

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  9. Hehehe, that's great. Can't beat the everyday fools :-)

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  10. This is great thanks, and keep up the good work.
    Cheers

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