September 4, 2010

How to Audition For Porn Without Even Trying - In Print, No Less



This hurts my head.... literally, as I had to beat it against a wall after reading this. I mean, where do I start? Lynzee (you can tell her parents are fine citizens just from that "free-spirit" spelling of her name) has just enough command of the English language to send it into one of those wells kids get stuck in, leaving us to try for the next 3 weeks and dig it out. I say we let this one die in the well. I mean, what value to society does Lynzee exhibit here? Who does she think is give her "the life of a princess"? Getting an education specifically teaches you how to avoid ignorant people like this future Jerry Springer starlet. This is why Porn Producers get so rich... a never-ending supply of idiots ready to do their bidding once they find out they are qualified for nothing else. This is like taking out a classified ad requesting pornographers contact you. See you in the movies, Lynzee!

14 comments:

  1. But she's "unique" and "special" and she's going to marry some rich dude. At least I can cross off Lynzee Stauss off my "might have a snowball's chance in hell to marry" list because I'm broke. If her mother was like her and would only marry a rich dude, she wouldn't have even been born I wager.

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  7. i also found myself wondering who does she think is give her "the life of a princess"?

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  9. It's an annoying thing to hear, but with so many kids trying to get on a fast track, her words will hypnotize them into trying it. I suppose if I saw an easy way out, I's at least be tempted to try it... but I don't know if I would brag about it and say everyone should do it. The fast track can stop abruptly.

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  10. Whenever I need a good laugh, I read that article.

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