April 16, 2012

Batman Movie Mania Has Gone Too Far

Sure, the popularity of the Batman Movies has been a goldmine for DC Comics. They have made more money licensing Batman than even the ticket sales to see the films. However, I think that they are going too far when items like this show up on the toy shelves.

Looks Like Monopoly Was Trying to Warn Us About Our Bad Economy

You have to wonder if the Fed had any idea when they designed the new hard-to-counterfit money that they were essentially copying the most worthless money of all. Can we call that ironic with the state of the current economy? I still find Monopoly Money under the pillows on my couch from games where someone got mad and overturned the board in anger. Too bad I can't seem to find any of the real money in my pillows.

April 25, 2011

Truth in Advertising

This company knows what audience it is targeting, for sure.

April 20, 2011

At Least Kids Today Are Learnng Something In School

I wonder if he got credit for this one?

April 17, 2011

How To Tell It's Time For A Gastric Bypass - Do They Make A Slimband In My Size

Don't wait until you can't see the numbers, mate!

April 8, 2011

Some Days It Doesn't Pay To Get Out Of Bed - This Way Lies Madness

Sure, you can do anything you set your mind to (assuming you're of sound mind), but there are times when we should all know our limits. When all signs point to failure, hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.

November 15, 2010

Our Lawsuits Will Block Out The Sun!

300 janitors could have held the Persians off. Just use that vomit-sand to cover the battlefield for an insurmountable advantage.

November 13, 2010

How Not To Ride A Bike - Helmets Don't Protect From Stupidity

Someone is going to need the number of a good dentist...
And a good osteopathic doctor...
And a good plastic surgeon....

November 12, 2010

Ok, On The Count Of Three... Everybody, Jump!

Gravity is a bitch of a mistress...

October 30, 2010

Cellman Wishes You a Happy Halloween! Press "0" To Talk To The Operator

Can you hear me now? Speak directly into the mouthpiece, please.